From my Ureter to Ohope and back

Some of you may remember last year in November me being carried in a stretcher from my dorm room to an awaiting ambulence. A swollen Kidney thanks to an abnormality where my ureter connected delicately to my right kidney was to blame. My only respite from the mostly depressing and mundane time in hospital were the cute nurses taking my blood temperature or sometimes just my blood with a little bit of ‘yes this is my right breast I am pushing against your raised hand’, fantastic.

This abstruction of sorts was corrected with surgury two months or so ago now. Alas, much was lacking in the cute nurse department over here in NZ, though ones with obstructions around where the ureter and kidney meet can’t be beggars right?

Around five weeks after the surgery, an appointed was made to have the preverbial and delictable cheery on top final procedure performed. Being, still to this present day, mentally scared by the happenings of the procedure and unable to explain in anymore detail, I leave you all to read more here. Below is the ureteric stent that was removed, it sits proudly next to my laptop. Conveniently, the surgery fell in the winter holidays, with much rest and recouperation centered around the playstation2.

Back in top shape, and with a better ureter than ever, I returned to university and thestart of a new semester. As soon as I stepped into game thoery on the first day back and the first bacth of ink hit the refil, I wanted out. Thankfully, one mister Thomas Fanning had a grand idea to escape the study and especially the shitty weather by heading up North. And so we did. Last Monday the quest for Ohope began. At our second stop, Taupo ( pronounced toe-paw), I decided a little hole-in-one golf challenge was in order. Decked out in my dog suit, Pepe Lopez took up the challenge…LOOK OUT TIGER!


One of NZ’s best holiday destinations, Ohope offers spectacular waves, sun, sand and bitches…apparently. ‘Awesome!’ i hear you people north of the equator saying, please keep in mind down this half of world it’s winter. The water was cold, possibly the reason why I am nursing a cold right now, but more importantly bathing in the Bay of Plenty was all part of the self purification process for our battered and worn city bodies. We did have immaculate weather to whole time up there, minimal wind if any, and great talks over good alcohol and epic games of risk. We returned to Wellington renewed, refreshed and cleansed.


We did meet an interesting character, her name was Ivanka, apparently a mail order bride from the motherland that is Russia.

84 days till I’m back in the land of the emperor’s finests.


16 Responses to From my Ureter to Ohope and back

  1. Gameday says:

    Bravo, ChrisSuzuki…bravo. I must say your inspiring story of mail-order brides and seasons that are the reverse of those in the civilized world both edified and titilated. Your tale of recovery was enough to make me wish that I too was going under the knife.

    I’m keeping a spot in my car warm for you.

  2. S-$ says:

    I’m really hoping there is never an update without some hawt dog-suit action. Also, I feel for your ureter. My own ureter has been quite lonely lately.

    I’m keeping a spot in my futon warm for you. 😉

  3. brian says:

    Good God, you actually wore that dog suit in Australia…

    Ahh I still remember that fateful day when ur insides exploded. We were all at the baseball game and you suddenly went home. And I’m a little slow, ur gonna have to explain that picture to me…

    But thank god you were sick! My bike happened to break down right that week and I could ride ur bike for a week while u were busing. There’s always a silver lining eh?

  4. Ach says:

    BIOHAZARD! Zombie attack! No, don`t OPEN that DOOR!

    Glad you`re not dead, even if you are undead, Juki. Looking forward to beers back in the homeland. Oh yeah, and I finally saw “Once Were Warriors”, so we`ll have some fookin eggs too.

  5. BrYan says:


    I’m keeping a spot on my meticulously manicured nethers for you.

  6. Gameday says:

    heh heh.


  7. suzukichri says:

    *I don’t like what you’re insinuating there Gameday. The civlized world? Please….we both plunder and enjoy vegemite sandwhiches.
    *My insanely cute and hot alter-ego ‘pepe’ will most surely be making more appearences in future posts…maybe not all though.
    *bribri…you never quit on the Aussie calls do you?
    *Oh Kier or is it Keir, there will be many fine beverages enjoyed between us back in the homeland, no wait don’t open the door! you’re dead!
    *Ivanka’s southern regions were in desperate need of your help Bryan.

  8. brian says:

    oh wow, i didnt even know i had written australia until i went back to read it(serious). it was seriously accidental, i was just talking to pius when i wrote the comment, sorry dude! and update more often eh! especially when ya get back to japan!

  9. Gameday says:

    *Beirk and SuzukiChri: There is a set of special Biohazard postage stamps being released here in Japan on September 20th.

    …that is all.

  10. J.J. says:

    haha make sure you bring the suit to japan when you come… we need to relive inoshishi

  11. Gameday says:

    YHM haiku challenji:

    wearing a dog suit

    had a tube through your penis


  12. Bootleg says:

    You should get shivi to dress in her cat hoody. Then take pictures together. Then send those pictures to Axel.

    And I hear you’re coming on JET??

  13. Dylan says:

    update your blog suzuki. or else i won’t take you to gyuuzen.

  14. b says:

    C’mon man. Fresh up. Yeah!

  15. Dylan says:

    update your blog. i command you!

  16. Gnom says:

    travel uejf search lsy:\n

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